I'd love for this to be real too (because it'll show that DP and Butch Hartman has ALWAYS been so progressive) but (1) chest bulges can happen when one flexes enough + is maybe not so scrawny like how we thing Danny is I mean cmon he fights physically everytime. Then Dani is one of Vlad's many experiments to clone Danny, and her being a small girl was a result of him experimenting on what DNA codes and pairs should work. He nearly perfected a male clone so the argument stands.
I don't think he's as much of a jerk as the show edits him to be. Seems like he gets mad if the chefs say they're better than they turn out to be. <<< Actually this is true! Gordon is a nice sweet guy with a lot of passion who just happens to lash out at people who claim they're good when they're obviously not and when they are employed in the culinary industry but has no damn clue what they're supposed to be doing.
Doof and Vanessa Minicomic - Traumatic Childhood by Juli4427 on DeviantArt
This makes me realize that Doof, for the abused child that he is, grew up and raised Vanessa well. His bad childhood was projected in his evil schemes, but never to Vanessa. He worked hard to give Vanessa the love that he could give her (remember the doll that he hunted down for years just for her?).
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