sarcasm

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5y
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dear lord, i know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason, but did you have to put so many, im just asking? - quotes - funny - lol - rofl
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You're like my alarm clock: whenever i hear noise coming out of you i just want to hit you 5x and then throw you against the wall
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I can be as high maintenance as i want because no one pays my bills except me.
I'm having one of those days where I'm almost certain I'm going to end up in jail.
I have the boobs, i make the rules