MORE THAN A LAWN ORNAMENT At some point, our bird brethren became gaudy lawn ornaments. Why? We have no clue. Suddenly, plastic imitations cropped up in gardens, positioned in between tomato plants and ceramic gnomes, all over the United States. Maybe it's our dazzling presence or our bubblegum-colored feathers against the greenery, or maybe, it's our oddly curvaceous necks or maybe, it's because we're the coolest birds in the animal kingdom...yeah, we'd like to think it's the latter, but w