Troops Were So Amazed That All 500 of Them There's Another Story That I Ike About a Chinese General Who Had to Defend a City With Only a Handful of Soldiers From a Huge Enemy Horde That Was in All Ikelihood So When Said Horde Did Arrive They Sav Sent a Couple of Emissaries Over to See What Was What and the General Greeted Them Cheerfully and Invited Them All to the Horde Decided That This Was a TRAP Written Al Over It in Beautiful Ok but Tbh That Story Misses a Lot of the So This Story Is the Romance of Three the Two Were Both Regarded as Tactical Their Rival Zhuge Liang Had a Reputation for Ambushing the SHIT Out of His Armies With a Small Number of Men It Was Natural That the Two Would Butt to Have More Men and Resources He on to the Actual Story Zhuge Liang S All Like Shit I Gotta Defend This City With Ike 10 Men Literaly if He Fights Kind of Battle Here He WILL Lose His Only Option for Survival Is Not to Tight and That's Looking More and More Impossible Untl He Hears That His Rival Is Leading the Opposing Army and Then He Opens All the Gates Sends His Men Out in Civilian Clothes to Sweep the Streets and Sits on Top of the Gate Drinking Tea and Chilling Out and Basically Makes the Whole Thing Out to Be a Trap When Sima Yi Comes He's All Ike Yo and Sima Yi Is Like Yeah He's Never He's About to Head in When He Realizes Wait He Knows That I Think He's Bluffing and So He Gets It in His Head That Maybe Just MAYBEZhuge Liang Has This Cunning Plan That Will Wipe Out His Army Recall That He Has a Pretty Good Handle on What His Rival Is Capable of and After a Long Period of Deliberation Which Is Just Like He Know That I Know That He Knows That Etcl Being the I Eventually Decides to Turn His Entire Army Around Zhuge Liang Later Points Out That the Plan Was Based Specificaly on the Fact That He Was Facing 'S Nival Ir It Had Charged in and Won Without Breaking a and That's the Real Genius Here It Was a Plan Formed Entirely Just to Deceive One Does the Logical Thing Which Is Build a Fuck Ton of Scarecrows and Put Them Al on Boats Then He Makes the Men Hide in the Boats and Sail Them Out on the Well That Day Was Super Foggy Which Mention He Was Also a Freakishly Across the River Sees a Fleet of Boats Armed to the Teeth With What Appears to Be Half an Army of Men They Panic! Zhuge Liang Lets This Play Out for a While Then He's Like Ok Guys That's Around and Go Back to Base Where I Lave This Post It Just Keeps Getting if You Want to See This in Cinematic Red Cliff Is 50% Bloody Battles and 50% | Beautiful Meme on ME.ME
