A copperbadge eee = drownedinlight Follow fuckrealityihaveablog I want a story about an Italian vampire. No romance, no action. Just 200 pages of "What do you mean, I can't have garlic? Do you know where I'm from?" TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing have you ever met an Italian man the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc latessitrice #the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can't crucifixes? IN ITALY??? princezane a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can't go over moving water theresoneofyou - iFunny