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Tumblr Tuesday 6-24 - Strange Beaver
That might actually *end* crime... Cause who's gonna keep a straight face once they say that? Takes all the scariness away.
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job. I'd see how much they'd put up with before they fired me.
"If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job. I'd see how much they'd put up with before they fired me. "
Disclaimer: I don't hate my job. But this still cracked me up. ℅ @dougsavage
i need to unwind quotes
ecards work - Google Search
I want to open a coffee shop called "I hate mornings" and name the coffees like " fuck off" and "I hate my job" and "finals week" And everything will be served with a shot of tequila.
I want to open a coffee shop called "I hate mornings" and name the coffees like " fuck off" and "I hate my job" and "finals week" And everything will be served with a shot of tequila.