Roasts and comebacks savage texts

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From clever wordplay to cheeky observations, good roasts will tickle the funny bone and spark hilarious conversations. These witty and clever roast are the perfect for quick comeback, a funny insult, or something downright savage. Let funny roasts add a dash of humor to interactions with friends, family, or even good-natured rivals.

There is nowhere online that you are safe from comment like these.

These brutal insults from @insultmedaddy are good. So good, in fact, that you'll probably want to bookmark this page so you can use them when you are at a loss for words.

Baddie comebacks for bullies if I get 30 likes I will do pt 2 (3 rd one supposed to say years after the brackets )

Ever found yourself in a social setting when someone cracks a joke at your expense? It can be uncomfortable, can't it? At times, others mistake their humor for rudeness!

Sometimes all it takes to end a dispute is a single pithy sentence, as these shining examples of solid comebacks prove.

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One thing that bullies love to do is poke fun at is someone’s height, especially if the person is short. As a short person, you’ll need to be quick with some comebacks when someone calls you short so that they know you’re not someone to be messed with. #comebackswhensomeonecallsyoushort #whensomeonecallsyoushort

Oh, someone’s being that person, huh? We’ve all been there—trapped in a conversation with someone so annoying that you want to pull out a scroll of witty