Jokes about men

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat...

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out

A man is in a bar and ready to take a drink of his whiskey when a nun comes up to him and says, “Don’t take that drink, that is the devil’s brew.” The man says that the drink is just whiskey. He asks the nun, “Have you ever tried it? You know you shouldn’t judge until you at least try it...

Looking for some jokes about getting old? Here are 31 of them and I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to a few of them, at least.

These funny corny jokes will make you laugh even on the hardest days.

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

These bald jokes may hit a little close to home for some, but that is why they are even funnier. Maybe so funny that you may even forget your hair loss blues. These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and make you realize that you will never have a bad hair day again.