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65 Funny Quotes On Marriage to make you and your husband or wife laugh. Also to give you inspiration for wedding toasts or social media (instagram or twitter) posts. #quotes #quotesonwedding #marriagequotes #marriedlife #marry #marriagetips #sayings #funnyquotes Long Time Marriage Quotes, Married Advice Quotes, Husband Quotes Funny Married Life, Husband Best Friend Quotes Marriage, Funny Quotes About Husband And Wife, Happy Wife Happy Life Quotes Marriage, Hilarious Anniversary Quotes, Funny Wedding Sayings For Signs, Funny Quotes For Newlyweds

These funny quotes about marriage are the perfect way to laugh with your husband or wife or find inspiration for a wedding toast or witty Instagram caption.

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After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of... Jokes In English, Marriage Quotes Funny, Funny Jok, Husband Wife Jokes, Husband Wife Humor, Jokes Of The Day, Husband Jokes, Wall Sconces Living Room, Funny Marriage Jokes

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...

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