English jokes

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Punny dad jokes that should make you laugh. #language #english #dadjokes

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For some, their English teacher was the reason they fell in love with English literature and linguistics. For others, their English professor was precisely why they dedicated their lives to the field of natural sciences instead. We bet the very first English jokes for teachers came from the second group of people.

You know how it is with kids and jokes - they are either left dumbfounded by your unprecedented wit or declare your attempts to be a horrible faux pas. In short, they will mostly find you lame. The little rascals are the toughest audience out there, but we’re here to turn your frown upside down!

Pink english what we call gulabi angrezi

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Why Shakespeare only wrote in pen

The distinction between "you're" and "your" might not look like much to some, but confusing the two can deeply annoy those of us who value good grammar. While we do understand that learning a second language is a hard job, these comma usage mistakes or spelling errors happen even to the native speakers. That, in turn, can either make the recipient laugh or miss your message entirely. Following the rules of English grammar makes your texts clearer and more respectable.

20 teacher jokes that are on another level!!! :) #jokes #funny #fun

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