I don't ship it but the thing itself is cute Let me try it: Draco: *calls Harry 'Potter' 2/47* Someone: "Hey, you are Harry Potter!" Draco: "That's Harry Malfoy to you!" Harry: *smiles and ignores Draco* "Yes, that would be me." Draco: "I've never felt so insulted in my life" Or otherwise: Harry: *calls Draco 'Malfoy' 24/7* Someone: "Hey, aren't you Draco Malfoy?" Harry: "That's Draco Potter to you!" Draco: *smiles and ignores Harry* "Yes, that would be me." Harry: "I've never felt so insulted"