Historyarchaeologyartetacts The iron hand of Gotz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm ina siege brunhiddensmusings points about this -it was shot off by a cannon che continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand. -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a 'warrior poet" -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outiawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass fuckaspunk can't betieve you'd make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase "lick my ass" 26,093 notes > - iFunny
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