Timmy Wanted To Sleep With His Parents ‣ Funny Jokes
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad His dad said don’t look down Timmy looked down Timmy said “What’s that” Timmy’s dad said “that’s Mrwiggles” Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom Timmy’s mom said don’t look down Timmy looked down Timmy said “What’s that” Timmy’s mom said “that’s my
Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven ‣ Funny Jokes
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met at the Perly Gates by St Peter He says “Ladies you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want” The first nun says “I wanta to be Sophia Loren” and
What Are You Doing On The Top Of That Tree ‣ Funny Jokes
Susan’s mother “What are you doing on the top of that tree” Susan “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree They asked me to bring it” Susan’s mother “My dear they only want to check your pants” Susan “Don’t worry mam I haven’t put on my pants”
Doctor I Have An Embarrassing Sexual Problem ‣ Funny Jokes
A man says to his doctor “Doctor I have an embarrassing sexual problem” The doctor says “Tell me about your sex life “The man says “Well first thing in the morning the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’ Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a BJ
A Mother Hears A Humming Sound ‣ Funny Jokes
A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal toy she asked “What are you doing” “I’m a 35 year old woman living with my parents This is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband ” replies the daughter The
Man Tattooed His Girlfriend Name On His Tool ‣ Funny Jokes
My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit When it’s flaccid you can only see WY On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on
A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big ‣ Funny Jokes
A husband exclaims to his wife one day “Your bum is getting really big It’s bigger than the BBQ grill” Later that night in bed the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off “What’s wrong” he asks She answers “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this bigas
A Super Hot Woman Arrived At A Party ‣ Funny Jokes
A super hot woman arrived at a party While scanning the guests she spotted an attractive man standing alone She approached him smiled and said “Hello My name is Carmen” “That’s a beautiful name” he replied “Is it a family name” “No” she replied “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself It
A Woman Was Having A Passionate Affair ‣ Funny Jokes
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pestcontrol company One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly “Quick” said the woman to her lover “into the closet” and she pushed him into the closet stark undressed The husband however became suspicious and after
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She Found Her Daughter Without Clothes ‣ Funny Jokes
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator “What are you doing” She exclaimed The daughter replied “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and
Three College Girls Visit The Doctor ‣ Funny Jokes
Three College girls visit the doctor for an examination Doctor “Take off your blouse and bra” So the girl complies and there is imprint of a T on her chest Doctor says “What caused this” Girl “Well my boyfriend goes to Texas University and likes to wear his letter jacket when we make love” Doctor
A Very Tall Man Walks Into A Bar ‣ Funny Jokes
A very tall man walks into a bar and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player They start to talk and eventually go back to his place They start to kiss and the man takes off his shirt On his arm he has a tattoo that says REEBOK “What’s that for” the lady
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed ‣ Funny Jokes
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question the woman doesn’t respond The man asks again “Just tell me it’s fine How many men have you slept with” His wife still in total silence just stares at the ceiling The